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5 Blokes in a Pub


5 blokes in “The White Swan” pub in London’s East End
The topic of conversation: The world’s hottest blondes
Clive said “Britt Eklund” in “The Man With The Golden Gun”
Phillipe, the Belgian, said “Deborah Francois – star of The Page Turner”
Dave said, “I was gobsmacked when I saw Shakira on the Oral Fixation cover”
Mike said, “Scarlett Johansson in Vicky Cristina Barcelona”
Finally, it was Tony’s turn: “Smurfette”
At which point his 4 mates said, “We’ll drink to that!