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Pensioner Power


Photo from listsoplenty.com

3 young muggers got quite a fright
when they attacked Granny Smith, one night
For this sweet old lady was no easy prey
With a Kalishnikov, she blew their kneecaps away!
And they gave her a medal
for standing up to the rabble
She still relives her finest hour
In her council flat…Pensioner Power!