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Katarina Witt

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Katarina Witt
Boy! she is fit
Katarina Witt was perfection on ice
Katarina Witt a date with you would be so nice
Katarina Witt, Katarina Witt,you are mighty fine
I wouldn’t dream of insulting you with less than a 5.9
I bet you kiss as well as you skate
Sensuality, you radiate
Katerina Witt, if only you were mine
’cause I do have a weakness for frauleins
Katarina Witt i bet you love fussball
I’d love to join you in a West Berlin shopping mall
We could scoff “Ben and Jerry’s” ice cream
Katarina Witt you came to me in a dream
Katarina Witt you move with the grace of a swan
Katarina Witt I bet you’re a whole lotta fun
Katarina Witt I once leapt to your defence
A strongly worded letter to the German government
after reading about your plight
In The Daily Mirror one night
Katarina Witt I wonder do you live for heavy metal
Katarina Witt on satin sheets and a carpet of crushed flower petals
Katarina Witt
now the sun has set
on your glittering career
Katarina Witt
charm: You’ve bags of it
In Potsdam Platz downin’ a beer
Katarina Witt you’re my fantasy woman
draped in the German flag
If I could spend an hour with you I’d tell you all my very best gags
I’d make you laugh out loud
and you would make me proud
Katarina Witt….Boy! She’s fit

Hans Christian Andersen (updated)

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Photo from core-strength.net

She was, for her looks, bullied at school something rotten
But this ugly duckling transformed into a beautiful swan
She won her first beauty pageant at the age of 21
at 13 she set about the job of fixing her face
Out with the glasses, in with the contacts and abandoned the brace
She blitzed her zits and dumped her old outfits…for they were a disgrace!
Soon all the fashion magazines featured her on the front cover
She left Tottenham, moved to Cannes and took a movie star as her lover…