Tag Archives: Manchester United

He Plays for Man United

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He plays for Man United-the greatest football team
Since he was a teenager in Salford, it’s been his dream
He started out on a Y.T.S. scheme
Now he plays for the world’s greatest team
He got his breakthrough in a European Cup game
The regular left winger injured-he made his name
Setting up 2 goals for the Man U number 9
An overnight success, his life is mighty fine!
A brace in an FA Cup tie, revelling in his new role
He plays for Man United, dates a lingerie model
His attitude not suspect, his technique is sound
His future bright, Fergie’s fledgling with his feet on the ground
He plays for Man United
No wonder he’s excited
He plays for Man United he’s got thousands of friends
For they worship him in the Stretford End
His wing wizardry, a wondrous sight to see, his crosses sublime
He’s making his full England debut next week…not before time
He plays for Man United exciting the crowd
He plays for Man United his parents must be proud.

Diego

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Diego Forlan…what a great striker
Diego Forlan…I couldn’t help but like ya
Everytime you came off the bench for Man. United
I couldn’t help but get excited
For you’re a pretty Uruguayan fellow
I’d love to share roasted marshmallows…
with you on some South American campsite
practise my Spanish with you under the moonlight
Diego Forlan, you’re a star!

The Day We Were Gr-Eight (Sunday, 28th August 2011)

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Photo from WayneRooneyOnline.com

Man. U beat Arsenal 8-2
Van Persie missed a penalty too
Rooney scored a sensational hat trick
The 3rd a pen, the first 2 free kicks
Nani chipped their goalie
Ji-Sung Park added to the scorin’ spree
Howard Webb was the referee
Ashley Young scored 2 delightful goals
As a rampant Man. U exposed huge holes…in Arsenal’s defence
The significance of this result not lost on the watchin’ football world
As the ruthless Man. U put the Gunners to the sword
And Danny Welbeck started the rout with a header
To think, after 3-0 against Spurs, things got even better
Arsene Wenger’s private hell
The Gunners had a player sent off as well
How priviliged I am
to be a Man. U fan