He saw Rochdale win The European Cup
He won the Lottery…..And then he woke up!
Locomotive Leipzig, Locomotive Leipzig
They promised so much but never made it big
I bet their strip is great ‘though and of course their ground too.
Locomotive Leipzig’s fans in a strange sort of way I envy you
Cause although I follow a successful team
to support Locomotive Leipzig must be a dream!
Joey Barton is a gifted footballer
and cultured. He has read Nieszche
He defends gay and bi footballers too
and he used to have a column in “The Big Issue”
For what it’s worth, I think Joey is a pretty decent guy
‘Though I cursed him once…you may ask yourself why
I was watching The Manchester Derby from The Stretford End
You equalized for City, yes that day…you were not a friend
But Joey, I have forgiven you
For that goal you scored against Man. U
and I would shake your hand if I met you…
Half time. It’s England 2 Kazakhstan nil
winning the World Cup qualifier with sheer skill
A piping hot cup of tea in his thermos flask
A 3-nil win to top the group, is the second half task