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The Man With No Street Cred

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He’s the man with no street cred
maybe he’d be better off dead!
He’s the man from Dullsville

He likes The Nolans and The Spice Girls
He’s got John Major’s phone number in his address book
and Narcotics Anonymous, worth a look!
He doesn’t seem to care
when he’s spotted in flares
He’s boring. So incredibly dull
He rented a flat in Solihull
He drives a “Robin Reliant”
He’s got no street cred, unimportant
He once drove down to an antique fare
and came back with Val Doonican’s rocking chair!
When there were much better bargains to be had there
The man with no street cred
Maybe he’d be better off dead
Hush Puppies: he’s got 3 pairs of ’em
and 12 pure wool brown cardigans
He gets nicked by the “Fashion Police” every single day
Brookside would be back on TV, if he had his way
The man with no street cred
maybe he’d be better off dead
He’s the annoying “pub bore”
you’ve come across before
He’s the man from Dullsville
Yes, we’ve all had our fill
of the man with no street cred
Whose name could be Norman, Rupert or Fred
He’ll drive you round the bend
He’s Gok Wan’s best friend
Okay, I lied about that
but not the rest
The man with no street cred
The man with no street cred.