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The World and Jilly

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In the Amazon, trees, they keep fellin’
and Jilly Cooper’s shit books keep sellin’
Nations keep marchin’ off to war
and Jilly Cooper’s shit books sell more
Swine flu pandemic and famine…a blight on the world’s health
meanwhile Jilly Cooper’s shit books are flyin’ off the shelf
So much sufferin’ in the world. In India the lepers plight ignored
But you can always read a Jilly Cooper novel, if you want to be bored
need I say more