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Revenge is Sweet

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Herbert was a duck
just like any other duck
‘though made of stronger stuff if the truth be told
Herbert was brave. Herbert was bold
One day he left the pond, headed for the wood
waddling as fast as his little legs could
He was met by a hunter with a gun
who fired shots at Herbie one by one
But Herbie was equipped with explosives
Blew the fat wanker to pieces!