Free Range Eggs

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Her name’s Louise
She aims to please
She works for the environment
My time with her was well spent
I met her at the recycling bins
she was there with her egg boxes and tins
She smiled at me. I smiled at her
Before too long, we were lovers
She’s got the nicest legs
and she only buys free range eggs.

She’s concerned about the ozone layer
has Sacha Distel on her record player
She wears cruelty free perfume
and her smile could lighten up a room
She’s stylish. She’s cool
But nobody’s fool
She’s got her pride. She never begs
and she only buys free range eggs.