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Private Misery Of An Aborigine

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My boomerang won’t come back…cause it’s a stick!
and this shit Aussie TV really makes me sick!
The price of a can of “Fosters” keeps goin’ up
and “Oz” have been knocked out of the rugby world cup
I can’t understand it …clearly makes no sense
How could that bunny get past my “Rabbit Proof Fence”
and eat all my cabbages…strewth, Bruce!
and who the hell let that dingo loose?!
I dream of one day bein’ a free man
or sharin’ a shower with Cathy Freman
It’s those scrummy Kangaroo burgers that I miss the most
Rather foolishly sold my “Barbie” to “Ned Kelly’s” ghost
Still, always got my “Kylie Minogue” CDs
Headin’ on down to Adelaide
Germaine Greer’s no longer here…ever so pleased
and it’s a hundred in the shade.

When Marvin Met His Match

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The legend Marvin Hagler
went to Australia
he drove off the beaten track
ended up bein’ shown ’round the Outback
by an Aborigine one hot afternoon
Who told him he’d meet his match soon
In the form of a boxing Kangaroo called Billy
After 5 rounds, he made Marvin look extremely silly
Quite a battering Marvin did take
His cornerman said “Comin’ here was a mistake”
But Marvin, in a moment of clarity
Said “I don’t mind losin’ cause it’s all for charity
“And this is a great country
with fantastic scenery
“And great bars, line up The Castlemaine…
“The great taste of Vegemite, I can’t explain
“But it may be a while ’til I come here again”
As he nurses a cut eye on the Qantas plane…