Santa’s elves took it upon themselves to go on strike.
So Sid the spotty kid from Guildford won’t get his bike.
And what about all those others disappointed on Xmas day.
Santa’s elves marched into Santa’s office demanding better pay.
Not to mention
A private pension.
Santa was backed into a corner for he did not want to be seen.
As an exploitative boss who didn’t give a toss.”To meet your union rep. I’m Keen”
Thankfully everything was sorted out at the negotiating table.
Some where deep in snowy lapland.That’s the end of this fable.
When Journalists go missing
His loved ones he was last seen kissing…
just a few weeks ago.
Before his convoy ran into trouble in the Congo
During a civil war.
When journalists are captured
detained and murdered.
Who’d be a journalist.
I know i wouldn’t.
Louis Theroux’s the kind of journalist i admire.
He’s not afraid to put himself in the line of fire.
Like the episode when he took on the Church of Scientologists.
when he retires from investigative broadcasting he will be missed.
Louis Theroux is kind too.the way he did address…
The sensitive issue of transgender kids in the U.S.
Louis Theroux operates with a fair amount of style.
Louis Theroux promise us you’ll hang around the B.B.C for a while….
Shame there aren’t more like you.
Gay times editor Josh Rivers, my name is Stephen and i’m fat.
If i met you in the street i’d punch your lights out you prat!
And your comments about the disabled
Were as sick as those uttered by Glenn Hoddle.
He paid the ultimate price too.
Offensive pricks, you make me sick, f*** you!
The Russian envoy for Syria is a f****** git!
The Russian envoy for Syria is full of shit!
The Russian envoy for Syria’s just a Putin puppet.
That’s the truth the rest of the world already knows it.
War escalates in the Phillipinnes.
Graphic images on our t.v screens.
Al Jazeera news reporter kidnapped in Egypt.
It must be hard to hold back the tears when reading a news script
40 years too late.Robert Mugabe under house arrest.
A billionaire is Mugabe.Politicians feather their own nest!