Author Archives: Stephen Jensen

About Stephen Jensen

Witty poetry that makes you think.

The Pleasure Principle

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“Lead me to the Harem!”

My favourite wet dream………

Candidates For Birth Control

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Imagine if Reagen and Thatcher had been aborted

The world would have been a better place

Idi Amin , Pinochet , Stalin and Hitler . All of them…a f*****g disgrace

Then there ‘s Polpot  General Franco and Milosovic too

Fidel Castro Robert Mugabe, Colonel Gadaafi Screw you!

And as for  those w*****s George Osbourne and Tony Blair

It’s a shame their parents didn’t use contraceptives, i swear

Could have done the world a favour as a whole

Them and several others , candidates for birth control