Les Bleus just about overcame Brazil
With pace, tenacity and skill.
Vive le France! But the hosts must wait
to see if they play Spain or the States
For now, enjoy the moment .They’re in the last 8
They have players who can take them all the way.
The French may yet be celebrating by downing Chardonnay
England’s knockout is under way
Chinese ref bribed by the English f.a
Ellen White’s goal was yards offside. Cameroon’s goal was not
Then a corner to England converted. Harder for the Lions it’s got
The British Empire, French colonies
Enslaving natives, if you please
And starting wars
Millions died for the cause
Watch it all unfold on some B.B.C period drama
Personally, i blame it all on Vasco De Gama.
and the like.
Don’t believe in colonies
Cars torched in “Gay Paris”
Said, i don’t believe in colonies
In the 1960’s in the U.K
in a so called liberal, tolerant country
“Shrinks” were giving bisexuals E,C,T
This is an act of sheer lunacy.
In fact it is inhumane and barbaric.
The Victims got f*** all compensation, pathetic
The patients count their emotional scars
While the “Shrinks” drive off in their AUDI cars….
to their second homes in Provence.
The system is run by s***s and runts….. Enough said
Alfred Nobel was a peculiar bloke
The Nobel prize is a f*****g joke
They give s*** authors
The prize for literature
Adolf Hitler got the Nobel prize for peace. Crazy as it may sound
The bloke who invented dynamite got it for science. The awards merry–go round
Alfred Nobel the Swedes adored you
But they drive crappy Volvo’s too.
Alfred Nobel , students from Stockholm, in you, they believe
But i wonder , what did you actually achieve
I did some pretty shitty jobs in the 80’s
As the saying goes, if you pay peanuts expect monkeys!
Extremely sexy girls in your postcode
Meanwhile John tripped over a hole in the road
And sprained his left ankle.
The insurance firm won’t pay out . That really does rankle,
On books “How to get rich”, lift the lid.
You can be sure that only the author did….
get rich that is.
Cons, scams, shady business.