Author Archives: Stephen Jensen

About Stephen Jensen

Witty poetry that makes you think.

The Pleasure Principle



“Lead me to the Harem!”

My favourite wet dream………

Candidates For Birth Control



Imagine if Reagen and Thatcher had been aborted

The world would have been a better place

Idi Amin , Pinochet , Stalin and Hitler . All of them…a f*****g disgrace

Then there ‘s Polpot  General Franco and Milosovic too

Fidel Castro Robert Mugabe, Colonel Gadaafi Screw you!

And as for  those w*****s George Osbourne and Tony Blair

It’s a shame their parents didn’t use contraceptives, i swear

Could have done the world a favour as a whole

Them and several others , candidates for birth control