In cosmopolitan London i learned French then ate Vietnamese.
The wonders of multi cultural Britain never seem to cease.
So,up yours! to you xenophobic English men…
Who simply won’t embrace our European cousins.
And who live for fish and chips every day.
There’s a whole world out there mister, hey!
Sara Martins is a real beauty
She’s got the nicest legs on t.v
She’s reknown for her sense of style.
And a near perfect smile.
To be very much alive in Paradise…
all alone with her would be so nice.
Just the odd lizard or Macaw for company.
Sara Martins, i’ll say it again, is positively
Diana was a reluctant princess
but Diana was loyal.
Diana was a rebel.She never wanted to be a
Old jug ears was cheating on her
With hideous Camilla.
Diana will be remembered for campaigning against landmines.
Her love of Dire Straits,Elton John and learning how to “Sign”.
However,Diana was a rebel.
For the Queen she was a source of trouble.
Prince Phillip decided one day he’d had enough.
Nasty Phillip chairman of the fremason’s had
her bumped off.
Dodi Alfayed perished in that Paris tunnel as well.
Diana pregnant with a muslim’s child imagine the scandal.
Mohammed Al Fayed he knew the truth.
When he found out he hit the roof.
And so a chapter closes on Dodi and Diana.
Played out in the international media.
But i for one, never believed that it was a drunken driver.
Or a chasing pack of “Paparazzi” on mopeds either.
And we all recall where we were when we
heard the news the next day.
Imagine if she had survived what she would have had to say.
For, that was Diana’s problem.
A tad too outspoken.
Diana,the rebel,ever the reluctant princess.
Happier in t-shirt and jeans than a tiara and a dress.
To Charlie she was faithfull and loyal.
But Diana never wanted to be a royal…
Suzy was a kitchen porter.
Jane…a millionaire’s daughter.
These 2 stunning “babes” met.
Via “Matchdotcom” on the internet.
Soon they were at a Mexican restaurant on a
Suzy said “I can’t afford to Go Dutch”.Jane
She got her credit card out and took care
of the bill.
Then hailed a cab for both of them to her
pad in Herne hill.
In the back of the cab Jane whispered in
“Have you ever made love on satin sheets before
Suzy smiled and shook her head.
An hour later they were in bed.
Champagne and Croissants for breakfast, then
listening to “Earth,Wind and Fire”.
On a 60’s Bang Olufsen record player,which
fuelled their desire.
Snogging on the sofa.
For the best part of an hour.
“Suzy,i own a yacht in Cornwall.”
“How about we drive down in the AUDI.”
“Be honest with me and you can have it all.”
“In just 3 hours we can be by the sea.”
So there the 2 of them were, speeding down
With picnic basket on the back seat for
their secret getaway.
By mid afternoon, they were sailing round the coast.
St.Agur baguettes.Jane the perfect host.
Washed down with a glass or 2 of freshly
squeezed orange juice.
They entered a small cove and their
feelings for each other ran loose.
Soon these 2 stunners were stripped off and with
Sex on the beach, with the waves lashing their
bodies under the sun.
Then as the lovers got dressed.
Jane noticed Suzy was depressed.
“What’s wrong honey?”
“Of course,Jane,you can’t blame me, i seized my
“But i’m convinced this could just be a whirlwind romance.”
“The feeling that haunts me…
is that you’ll no longer want me.”
“After all, we have f*** all in common.”
“I live in a bedsit in Westham”
“I can’t compete with you on any level.”
“Your lifestyle’s all glitz and glam.”
Jane turned to Suzy and said.
“Girl, get those crazy notions out of your
“I really don’t want this relationship to fail.”
“And this may surprise you, but i’ve spent
some time in jail.”
“There was some hot totty in that San francisco
“But no one who could compare to you.I love
you,won’t you listen.”
“Jane, thanks, i really needed that reassuring
The 2 of them were tying the knot shortly after that.
Neymar’s transfer fee
From Barca to PSG
Rocked the football world
But came as no surprise to me
In some Rio shanty town some kid will be kicking a ball around
So he can emulate his idol and join this mad merry go round
I recall in 79 Trevor Francis became the first million pound signing
Ever since then the transfer world has been spiralling…..
Out of control
Football’s sold it’s soul to the capitalist whore
LIke most sports it’s not played for fun anymore
So i’m donating my 50 scarves and shirts to a charity shop
And boycott the premiership i will
Can’t believe i’m paying millionaire’s wages still
While i scrape by on social security
Floyd Mayweather: deadly southpaw
A Las Vegas box office draw
$600,000,000 for one nights work.Insanity
While most black youths in America fight poverty
But what does he care
He’s already a billionaire!
I wouldn’t even have minded Paris in the riots
For i’m sure i could have found somewhere secluded and quiet
And despite all the chaos going on in the city
There would still be Lime tree boulevards so pretty
Paris in 2005 when the riots did devestate
The urban centre of this fine city like in 68
I was conceived then
in South London
I wouldn’t even have minded Paris when the cars were burning and the boarded up shops
Cause there would still be les Mademoiselles to make my heart stop.
Paris has known troubled times
But it always seems sublime
When the French revolution was kicking off in 1789
I’d have hidden in some alleyway with a lady of the night and a bottle of wine
Then with a note book and a quill recorded it all for posterity
Paris mon amie has known sheer carnage yet retained it’s beauty
And it’s allure…..