Monthly Archives: December 2019

“life Is Hard For Dreamers”



“Amelie” avec Audrey Tatou c’est magnifique

Sylvie watched it for the 5th time in her South Ken flat last week`

It made her feel just a little homesick….

For the streets of Paris…so romantic

As for “Amelie”, her favourite scene…

Is the one where the grocer, so mean…

Gets his come uppance at last.

“Amelie” is a blast !

“Amelie” is groovy

A real feel good movie

Celebrity Sh**s !


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Kiri te Kanawa

Donna Summer

Robbie Fowler,

Frank Zappa

Should be exposed as homophobic shits !

Like Shabba Ranks they are the pits

Norman Tebbit and Maggie Thatcher too

To bigots everywhere , F*** you!

I Can’t Keep Up ( With The Way The World’s Heading)


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The pace of technology is going way too fast

Kindle’s and Blue Ray ….Fads i doubted would last

Blue tooth, Robots

Sat Navs…Get lost !

I was only dreaming

That we’d seen the back of Streaming

Hi tech economic super powers…the Orient’s leading the way

The rapid rate of progress what is the price we will pay

Nintendo, X-box

The whole thing sucks!

As an Indie band once said

“Modern Life Is Rubbish” …..knock it on the head

I  have to say i don’t mind “Bullet trains”

But the appeal of Flying cars i wish they would explain

to me a simple man

Doing the best i can

The pace of technology travelling at a frightening speed

The dangers of Nuclear power …..

It’s getting crazier by the hour

Man’s incessant, ruthless will to succeed

I wonder where will it all end ?

The whole world resembling Hong Kong, my friend

The pace of technology, the pace of technology

But are we any better off than we were in the 18th century ?

The pace of technology needs to slow down

Or chaos will come to our cities and our towns

The rapid acceleration

Of progress destroying nations

That’s all i want to say


What A Waste



George Osbourne has 9 jobs in a country where “Dole” figures are 3 million

That really is f*****g sick ! Christians say unemployment is a sin

It is a waste of resources and a waste of potential

Politicians are to blame Politicians are evil

The benefit system is a trap

No opportunities and that is crap

I am a creative genius and a mathmetician

But i am only the focal point of an “Economist” statistician

And i prefer “World Soccer” to that s****y mag

Unemployment is a blight on society and  a real drag !

“Life Is A Celebration”



“Life Is A Celebration” sung The Kids From Fame

From pigging out on pizza to the “Beautiful Game”

It takes less muscles to laugh than it does to frown

Remember that the next time you’re feeling down

“Life Is A Celebration”  spread the word

Not to laugh at Mr.Bean would be absurd

Or “Johnny English” ,  “Laurel and Hardy” ,  “Charlie Chaplin”,”Harold LLoyd”

“Life Is A Celebration ”  Get that sunny feeling. Fill that void…..

in your life

Banish sorrow and pain

Play that Abba album again

“Life Is A Celebration”

“Life Is A Celebration”

The Mince pies and Mulled wine

Went down just fine

“Life Is A Celebration”

Said,  life is a celebration