The person who sits at the desk in passport control….
Never ever smile..Perhaps they don’t possess a soul.
It could take a monumental effort to make them laugh
Cause maybe deep down they are a sociopath
Do you enjoy your job as a whole? I’d be worried if you said yes.
No doubt you regard yourself as somewhat a success
Treating everyone with the utmost suspicion
If only to your younger self, you did listen
You may have been an artist, hey
Or joined a radical left wing group, say
Person who sits there at passport control, i kid you not
It really does take a special kind of f*****g robot!
Or am i being a bit too harsh ? Make your own mind up
For excersising in frowning.You win the World cup
Person in passport control
Who may or may not have a soul
I composed this little ode about you
Cause i can write about miserable f*****s too.
Person in Passport control when you die
Will any one miss you will any one cry
I hope so . for i believe
That no one can be all that bad …let us grieve