Even by right wing tabloid signs, that is awful
Some inebriated “Hack” claiming Dolphins are evil
Tell that to Olivia Newton John
Or anyone who has seen them on the television
Doing pioneering work with kids with special needs.
Boycott the tabloids and they will not succeed,,,,
In spreading their propaganda which they claim to be the truth
Influencing the elder generation and corrupting youth
So f*** the tabloids and their sensationalism
Theirs is a rather shambolic brand of journalism
3 cheers for “Flipper” hip hip hooray
I love it when the dolphins come out to play
Japan played so well.
But football can be cruel.
And so the Dutch go through to the last 8 to face Italy
‘Though play as badly as that again and they’re going home, believe me.
As for the Japanese, they have won a lot of friends….
With their style of football. But their journey’s come to an end.
The Japan team were so plucky.
But in the end they were unlucky.
A rare foray into the Japanese half of the pitch.
A hand ball, penalty call. Mehrtens scored. Life’s a bitch!
Les Bleus just about overcame Brazil
With pace, tenacity and skill.
Vive le France! But the hosts must wait
to see if they play Spain or the States
For now, enjoy the moment .They’re in the last 8
They have players who can take them all the way.
The French may yet be celebrating by downing Chardonnay
England’s knockout is under way
Chinese ref bribed by the English f.a
Ellen White’s goal was yards offside. Cameroon’s goal was not
Then a corner to England converted. Harder for the Lions it’s got
The British Empire, French colonies
Enslaving natives, if you please
And starting wars
Millions died for the cause
Watch it all unfold on some B.B.C period drama
Personally, i blame it all on Vasco De Gama.
and the like.
Don’t believe in colonies
Cars torched in “Gay Paris”
Said, i don’t believe in colonies
In the 1960’s in the U.K
in a so called liberal, tolerant country
“Shrinks” were giving bisexuals E,C,T
This is an act of sheer lunacy.
In fact it is inhumane and barbaric.
The Victims got f*** all compensation, pathetic
The patients count their emotional scars
While the “Shrinks” drive off in their AUDI cars….
to their second homes in Provence.
The system is run by s***s and runts….. Enough said
Alfred Nobel was a peculiar bloke
The Nobel prize is a f*****g joke
They give s*** authors
The prize for literature
Adolf Hitler got the Nobel prize for peace. Crazy as it may sound
The bloke who invented dynamite got it for science. The awards merry–go round
Alfred Nobel the Swedes adored you
But they drive crappy Volvo’s too.
Alfred Nobel , students from Stockholm, in you, they believe
But i wonder , what did you actually achieve
I did some pretty shitty jobs in the 80’s
As the saying goes, if you pay peanuts expect monkeys!
Extremely sexy girls in your postcode
Meanwhile John tripped over a hole in the road
And sprained his left ankle.
The insurance firm won’t pay out . That really does rankle,
On books “How to get rich”, lift the lid.
You can be sure that only the author did….
get rich that is.
Cons, scams, shady business.
Dave was a victim of the system.He’d had a few drinks
One day he threw a “Molotov Cocktail” at his “Shrink”
Now they’re scraping the fat “shrink” off the pavement.
Sadly Dave was sent down by the government.
“That’s so unfair!” his brief did cry
“That shrink was evil. He deserved to die!”
5 years into his sentence he convinced the prison “Shrink”….
That he was insane which caused the prison to have a rethink
They sent him to a medium secure mental hospital
Where he bided his time and just about managed to keep his cool
Then one fine day
He escaped in a basket of laundry
Now he’s living happily ever after
On the Isle of Skye with a local lass called Heather