Why on Bank holidays is it always miserable and damp?
And how come male flight attendants are so f***ing camp.
I wonder why no one wants to adopt a tramp.
And how come airline stewards are so f***ing camp.
Why does bad news always come in brown envelopes, hey?
And why are male airline cabin staff so gay.
Why do i never ever seem to win at “Pass the parcel” and yet….
I guarantee the next time you fly, you’ll be served by a man, effeminate.
Yes, why does it always pour with rain on a Bank holiday?
And why are male flight attendants so obviously gay?