50 today, i’m 50 wahey!
Only an Earthquake could ruin my day.
I’m 50 today.
The world revolves around me.
‘Though just for a day. More’s the pity.
Half a century not out.
That’s something worth shouting about.
Today i turn 50 folks.
I’ll end this ode with a joke.
You know you’re getting old for goodness sake…
When the candles weigh more than the cake!