The Queen(part 2)

The Queen’s a drain on the tax payer.

With an almighty axe they should slay her.

Then the idiotic sycophants who call in to L.B.C….

Would have to find something else to talk about , believe me.

50 Today!

50 today, i’m 50 wahey!

Only an Earthquake could ruin my day.

50 today.

I’m 50 today.

The world revolves around me.

‘Though just for a day. More’s the pity.

Half  a century not out.

That’s something worth shouting about.

Today i turn 50 folks.

I’ll end this ode with a joke.

You know you’re getting old for goodness sake…

When the candles weigh more than the cake!

Reach Out To Yemen

Reach out to Yemen

Won’t you reach out to Yemen

scenes of devestation

on our televisions

Reach out to Yemen. Show them you care.

For there’s a  real humanitarian crisis there

If you walk down the  average high st

And an aid worker with  a bucket you should meet.

Raising awareness for Yemen.

You could do worse than throw  a fiver in.

I mean do you really need a fiver more

Than those suffering the aftermath of  an awful war

Reach out to Yemen

Reach out to Yemen

We Don’t Need (Nuclear Power)

Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island…

Accidents waiting to happen

The utterly catastrophic cost…

Environmental damage, countless lives lost.

We don’t need Nuclear power.

Said we don’t need Nuclear power.

Shit Footballers (part 5)

Andy Caroll

Get us a goal.

Oh i forgot you don’t know where the goal is.

£10, 000,000 for that load of s*** . What a bad bit of business.

Ban Him For Life

Prince Philip drove away

From Sandringham yesterday.

In a Land rover without his wife.

Collided with a KIA . Ban him for life

The idiot could have killed someone.

Ban him from driving and send him to prison.

Environmental Disaster Down Under

A news item that made me shiver…

a million fish die in an Australian river.