The Queen(part 2)

The Queen’s a drain on the tax payer.

With an almighty axe they should slay her.

Then the idiotic sycophants who call in to L.B.C….

Would have to find something else to talk about , believe me.

50 Today!

50 today, i’m 50 wahey!

Only an Earthquake could ruin my day.

50 today.

I’m 50 today.

The world revolves around me.

‘Though just for a day. More’s the pity.

Half  a century not out.

That’s something worth shouting about.

Today i turn 50 folks.

I’ll end this ode with a joke.

You know you’re getting old for goodness sake…

When the candles weigh more than the cake!

Reach Out To Yemen

Reach out to Yemen

Won’t you reach out to Yemen

scenes of devestation

on our televisions

Reach out to Yemen. Show them you care.

For there’s a  real humanitarian crisis there

If you walk down the  average high st

And an aid worker with  a bucket you should meet.

Raising awareness for Yemen.

You could do worse than throw  a fiver in.

I mean do you really need a fiver more

Than those suffering the aftermath of  an awful war

Reach out to Yemen

Reach out to Yemen

We Don’t Need (Nuclear Power)

Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island…

Accidents waiting to happen

The utterly catastrophic cost…

Environmental damage, countless lives lost.

We don’t need Nuclear power.

Said we don’t need Nuclear power.

Shit Footballers (part 5)

Andy Caroll

Get us a goal.

Oh i forgot you don’t know where the goal is.

£10, 000,000 for that load of s*** . What a bad bit of business.

Ban Him For Life

Prince Philip drove away

From Sandringham yesterday.

In a Land rover without his wife.

Collided with a KIA . Ban him for life

The idiot could have killed someone.

Ban him from driving and send him to prison.

Environmental Disaster Down Under

A news item that made me shiver…

a million fish die in an Australian river.

Covent Garden

It’s late afternoon . As i leave Holborn station.

With a smile on my face as i head for Covent garden.

First port of call the chip shop.

then check out the bargains at FOPP.

I an a recent Covent garden convert.

Dig that store that sells the St.Etienne football shirt.

And of course the poetry cafe…

in Betterton st blows me away!

Sooner or later it had to happen….

i run out of money…..

But it don’t matter. I’m in Covent Garden.

And my world is sunny!

 

Religion Is A Money Making Racket

Religion is  a money making racket.

Every Bishop and every Pope is worth a packet.

The church owns an awful lot of land.

Every week in donations, they make several grand.

And that’s just one…..church that is.

Religion is the worst kind of business.

Religion is  a money making racket, see.

But they won’t get a single penny from me.

Kick The Cheats Out!

Wolves are losing 2-0 to City .It’s easy to see who’s to blame

The referee conned by Sterling’s diving .Kick the cheats out of the game.