The Queen’s a drain on the tax payer.
With an almighty axe they should slay her.
Then the idiotic sycophants who call in to L.B.C….
Would have to find something else to talk about , believe me.
50 today, i’m 50 wahey!
Only an Earthquake could ruin my day.
50 today.
I’m 50 today.
The world revolves around me.
‘Though just for a day. More’s the pity.
Half a century not out.
That’s something worth shouting about.
Today i turn 50 folks.
I’ll end this ode with a joke.
You know you’re getting old for goodness sake…
When the candles weigh more than the cake!
Reach out to Yemen
Won’t you reach out to Yemen
scenes of devestation
on our televisions
Reach out to Yemen. Show them you care.
For there’s a real humanitarian crisis there
If you walk down the average high st
And an aid worker with a bucket you should meet.
Raising awareness for Yemen.
You could do worse than throw a fiver in.
I mean do you really need a fiver more
Than those suffering the aftermath of an awful war
Reach out to Yemen
Reach out to Yemen
Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island…
Accidents waiting to happen
The utterly catastrophic cost…
Environmental damage, countless lives lost.
We don’t need Nuclear power.
Said we don’t need Nuclear power.
Andy Caroll
Get us a goal.
Oh i forgot you don’t know where the goal is.
£10, 000,000 for that load of s*** . What a bad bit of business.
Prince Philip drove away
From Sandringham yesterday.
In a Land rover without his wife.
Collided with a KIA . Ban him for life
The idiot could have killed someone.
Ban him from driving and send him to prison.
A news item that made me shiver…
a million fish die in an Australian river.
