Let me tell you a story about Samantha and Jane.
The latter, an activist, she went to great pains….
Designing an anti-Royal placard.
Meanwhile outside, a transport pig thought he was hard.
As the left wingers entered Baker st.
Bound for the Jubilee line , they beat a hasty retreat.
P.c Scum was busy flexing his muscles….
He shouted at his mate” let’s give these lefties hassle”
So P.C Scum
and his colleagues laid into ’em.
The Transport Pigs are a disgrace.
Jane, she spat in one copper’s face!
Her Spanish friend Bernard….
kicked one pig in the shins really hard.
The judge let them off with a warning…Jane headed straight for her Westminster flat.
The one she shared with her well off lover Samantha.2 teeth on her carpet, she spat.
“Jane i love you for your Marxist beliefs”
“Let me wipe your bloodied cheek with my handkerchief”
Then she poured her a mug of hot Cocoa.
And ran her hand across Jane’s left breast.”Sam you’re getting me excited, so.”
“Some honest lovin’ Jane….
will help ease your pain.”
So they stripped off and headed for the bedroom.
Next morning they woke to “Daffy Duck cartoons”
“When did you buy the portable t.v Sam?”
“Last week on special offer at Notting Hill ,Oxfam”
They laughed out loud.
Out the window they saw a crowd.
A demo against Trident.
Headed for the Houses of Parliament.
“Sam let’s join in!”.”O.k Hon….
You really are a radical one”.
So they got dressed and off they went…
To take on the Government.
Jane and Samantha….
2 lesbo lovers…in unison.
Fighting the good fight.
Then go down on each other in the shower at night.
Jane and Samantha.
Jane and Samantha…..