Thug, oh Mr.Thug
We’re all tired of your ugly mug.
If only, into your veins, we could inject some drug….
To stop you behaving in this primitive way, you thug.
Thug, said you thug….
Sick and tired of your ugly mug.
Why, only yesterday, you beat the crap out of some innocent person.
We must make sure you pay for your crimes by sending you to prison.
And throw away the key.
Cause on the streets you cause misery.
Charles Bronson’s your role model.
He’s locked up as well.
Thug, oh, thug, you can defiantly flex your muscles….
at the “Screws”, you will lose.A knee in the ribs, for your trouble.
Next time it will be your mate’s turn.
Thugs of the U.K won’t go away and won’t learn.
Is pretty handy on the guitar.
Your charisma will take you far.
Carlos Alomar….Bowie believed in you.
Your legions of fans do too.
Carlos ….play that guitar!
Carlos Alomar ….you’re a star.
What was Morrissey thinking?
Had he been drinking….
when he recorded it?
For, it was a pile of shit!
A voice for the oppressed.
A point that needed to be stressed.
Engaged in the struggles of black youth.
Standing on the very side of truth.
A life, cut short so tragically.
The battle goes on from L.A to Kentucky.
Injustice must cease.
May he rest in peace.
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. 1 to change the light bulb. The other 44 to do the paperwork!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
3. 1 to change the light bulb the other 2 to shout “Objection!”
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
They all sit around and discuss whether they should be left in the dark or not.
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Well….the light bulb’s gotta want to change.
How many Safety Inspectors does it take to change a light bulb?
4. 1 to change the light bulb, the other 3 to hold the ladder
“My brother’s got Piles….
He never ever smiles”
“You’d be glum….
If you had his bum”
“My brother’s got Piles”
Gays and Bisexuals are banned from joining the Army.
If you want this law overturned, you must be f*****g barmy!
You say , there is no such thing then, mister…..
as positive discrimination.I beg to differ….