Monthly Archives: November 2018

Jean Luc Godard (Is An Arsehole)



Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.

He shows contempt for his fans and actors as well.

Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.

He doesn’t deserve to be loved at all.

Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.

And a pompous git.

Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.

He is  a total s***

Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.

And so far up his own arse.

He thinks he is an intellectual.

But in fact he has no class.

Jean Luc Godard is an arsehole.





Macauley, Macauley, Macauley, Macauley

He couldn’t believe Arsenal had played so poorly.

Losing 2 nil to Man.U at The Emirates.

And the Gunners had been on  good form of late.

On a 10 match winning streak.

They won 3 nil in the F.A cup last week.

But Sanchez, Mata and co are ripping them apart.

Meanwhile at the burger bar Macauley really looks the part….

In his impressive shiny uniform.

Don’t worry Macauley, losing to Man U is the norm…..

For a “Gooner”

Macauley is a peer mentor twice weekly in the Eastend.

Macauley has mental health issues, Macauley is my friend.

Macauley lives in Westbourne Park, so.

He saw Grenfell go up in flames, from his lounge window.

I’m sure he would have shed a  few tears.

Macauley loves his coffee and the odd beer.

Macauley has been a roadsweeper in the past.

And  a D.J too. That must have been a blast!

Macauley has met Alex Scott.

He must have been thrilled, for she is hot!

Macauley ‘though only turned 50 is a grandad.

His beloved Arsenal  ‘aint half bad.

They just struggle against Man .U that’s all.

But Macauley Francis walks tall.

Macauley, Macauley, your sunny persona….

Will win many people over.





Animals Are Stars!


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Animals, my friend, are stars.

‘Though they don’t drive fast cars.

Or live in some luxurious pad.

Animals are stars, not just  a passing fad.

Animals are stars.

Animals are stars.

light up our lives,  yes they do.

Animals are stars.

From the Harvest Mouse to the Emu.

Animals are stars.

Animals are stars.





Lives for Calcio.*

Claudio, dear Claudio.

Hails from Sardinia, so.

Claudio creates left wing Art.

Claudio has  a big heart.

Claudio is  a whole lotta fun.

Claudio lives in E.1

Claudio, really bucks the trend.

Claudio i’m proud to call you my friend.






Diana Dors Swindon did love you so.

Diana Dors British Monroe.

The blonde bombshell.

Diana you were swell.

And even towards the bitter end…..

When you could count on one hand your closest friends.

Cause Society is fickle Diana Fluck, you know.

But i’ll say it again, Swindon did love you so.

Diana Dors legend of the silver screen.

We remember you as  a beauty queen.

Not as the bloated, pill popping, binge drinker you became.

But as a quite remarkable actress, for which you found fame.

Diana Dors

This Railway town adores……you.

When they handed out charisma you were front of the queue.

Diana Dors.

The world was once yours.

Diana Dors R.I.P