Monthly Archives: October 2018

“Hooray! I’ve Discovered LIDL’S”



Joe used to shop at Sainsbury’s .that’s why he’s always broke.

£1.40 for a pot of hummus. That’s a f*****g joke!

Joe used to shop at Sainsbury’s. His horizon then was bleak.

Now he’s bought a 2nd hand motor with the savings he makes every week.

Joe used to pay too much “Dough” for a loaf of bread.

Now his finances are in the black. not in the red.

Just a short bus ride to a shopper’s paradise.

Mushroom risotto for 1 cheap at the price.

Stuff for the home as well.

Mop and bucket.LIDL’s is swell.

And  what’s more, strong carrier bags that don’t pinch the fingers.

On grocery day with his hard earned pay and bargains that make Joe linger.

Joe’s discovered LIDL’s no wonder he’s so happy.

No more being ripped off at Sainsbury’s .That really is crappy.

Joe’s discovered LIDL’s

Joe’s discovered LIDL’s.

The Revolution Starts Here!



Smile my friend, and the system won’t suspect a thing.

Smile and you’ll achieve far more than by being menacing.

Smile and you can lull them all into a false sense of security.

Then you can hit them with all you’ve got.Your varied levels of ability.

I used to get angry i realized i was wrong.

Now i crack jokes often and sing songs.

It’s feasible that such outward signs of jollity.

Could undermine the threat of a brutal army…

Of “Shrinks” ,”Pigs” , Bankers and M.P’s

Smilers are the new brand of revolutionaries

Smiling my way

Through every passing day

Then they’ll think there’s nothing  at all wrong with me.

Take me off the cursed medication and i’ll be free.

As free as a bird.

The final word is with our sponsor………Mr.Happy

Anarchy In The UK (Part Z)



Mike the Anarchist lets out a heavy sigh.

The Queen and Prince Philip won’t f*****g die!!

Meanwhile in the House of Conmen.

They’re discussing Brexit yet again.

Like they’ve got nothing better to do.

Line the scum up  against a wall. The fremason’s too.

As for those Royals to salute them is not my desire.

In fact i wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire!!

A Gondola For One



Being single isn’t much fun.

Like a Gondola ride for one.

Blokes in relationships that are turning sour.

Say they envy me with every passing hour.

But i don’t feel lucky or privilidged at all .

If i had  a gal on my arm i’d feel 10 feet tall.

So here i am drifting off into the Venice sun.

Like some sad ba****d on a Gondola for one.

Paintings of Concrete



A street scene, a tower block, a “Bookies” a drunken tramp…

argues with the police.if any place needs a revamp….

It is surely this one.

In the gutter,  a folded “Sun”.

The obese file in

to “Burger King”.

“Hoodies” menacing…

on street corners, prowling.

While just a half a mile away

Gallery upon gallery.

‘Though mister, Mayfair, this is not…

At least the Art execs were hot.