Monthly Archives: April 2018

Pimlico Plumbers

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Pimlico Plumbers.

Don’t lose their number.

For, miss….

They’re there in a crisis.

Pimlico Plumbers pay their staff really well…..but then….

they should do. for, they are  extremely skilled technicians

Pimlico Plumbers.

Mike, you lost their number.

Check down the side of the sofa

Where you found a fiver…the other day.

Pimlico Plumbers will come rushing to your aid,  so….

And it doesn’t matter if you don’t live in Pimlico.

Pimlico Plumbers….Pimlico Plumbers

A success story courtesy of some Entreprenuer.

May they fix our gas leaks and un block our drains for years to come…

Pimlico Plumbers

Pimlico Plumbers

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We Still Have Faith In ABBA

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“I still have faith in you”

An ABBA  reunion, long overdue.

They really don’t need the money.

They just want to make our world’s sunny……. again.

After the West end hit “Mamma Mia”.

Benny’s alcoholism, oh dear.

Agnetha became a recluse too.

But ABBA , your fans never gave up on you.

The Artist And His Model

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Be it Modigliani or Gaugin.

Artists have always painted woman.

Or sketched her with no clothes on.

Be it lying on a sofa or straddling a chair.

“I’m sick of doing bowls of fruit! Won’t you model for me Claire”

“O’k i will.I need the cash, you see…

“i have to buy books for Uni”

For several sessions she did pose

in a state of undress.

When he’d finished he gave her a Rose

and his email address.

David’s exhibition

went down a storm at Tate Britain.

As for Claire, she became an overnight star.

Autograph hunters as she filled up her car…

At her local branch of Esso.

Or shopping for groceries in Soho.

Dave and Claire got married, how quaint.

And had 2 teenage boys…one who could paint.

The other played for Leyton Orient.

And that’s no disappointment!

Clare became an art dealer.She and Dave moved to Portugal.

David’s a millionaire now .on the streets of The Algarve he walks tall.

The Land Of The Rising Sun

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In the land of the rising sun.

2 Japanese beauties game for a spot of fun.

I had never experienced a threesome before

In a Tokyo hotel .they left me coming back for more.

Then we knocked back  Asahi beer.

And welcomed in the new Year.

A few days later , me and Suzy went to see the Sumos

I checked out of my hotel . At Suzy’s place we shed our clothes.

Next morning she brought me breakfast in a silk kimono.

Then we switched on t.v. some crazy Japanese game show.

Next we took in an Art gallery and a picnic in a Japanese garden.

Followed by  an extremely loud rock concert at the Budokan.

Suzy snogged me next morning on the metro to Ginza.

I stopped to take some photos then shopped for souvenirs.

We watched a J-League game in a bar, later that day.

The sheer beauty of the Buddhist temple we visited blew me away.

Back at Suzy’s place.

I felt her warm embrace.

I caressed her firm breasts then yet another snog.

I looked around her apartment, noticed her robot dog

“It doesn’t need exercise

and dog food’s so dear, so get wise”

“It can even wag it’s tail.”

“I bought it reduced in a sale.”

Friday came and with it,  a trip to Mount Fuji.

Then me and my new found love went for a” smoothie”

That evening classic Japanese cinema.

Then back in Suzy’s lounge she took off her bra.

And i rested my face against her bosom.

Some heavy petting in the bedroom

Saturday and on to a Samurai Warrior museum

Soon it was time for me to go.

A long flight ahead of me to Heathrow.

At the Airport Suzy whispered in my ear.

“I’ll join you in London later this year”

“May be in July. ”

“i have your email.Goodbye”

So i boarded the plane.

and touched down in London in the rain

I was so glad i met Suzy and her friend Yamaha.

One day Suzy surprised me in a Westminster sports bar.

We went back to my place and relaxed with the radio on.

Then made love …….My stunner from the land of the rising sun….

Had returned to be

all alone with me.

In the lounge i had a poster of the Japanese flag.

Suzy took a fiver out of her handbag.

“Let’s get a couple of  beers in Stephen, by the way i adore.”

“what you’ve done to the lounge and the overall decor”

“The small Buddha in the kitchen should bring you good luck”

Then we got naked. Suzy was a good f***

 

 

 

Christianity The Cult

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You were brainwashed by a cult.

Tell yourself it’s not your fault…

don’t beat yourself up.

They approached you with a cup…

of  luke warm soup on The Strand.Then they reeled you in.

Come to church on Sunday and absolve yourself from sin

Christianity

Is a form of  Insanity.

Catholicism too.

To religions that prey on the vulnerable.f*** you!