Suzy was a kitchen porter.
Jane…a millionaire’s daughter.
These 2 stunning “babes” met.
in a gay pub, not the internet.
Soon they were at a Mexican restaurant on a
Suzy said “I can’t afford to Go Dutch”.Jane
She got her credit card out and took care
of the bill.
Then hailed a cab for both of them to her
pad in Herne hill.
In the back of the cab Jane whispered in
“Have you ever made love on satin sheets before
Suzy smiled and shook her head.
An hour later they were in bed.
Champagne and Croissants for breakfast, then
listening to “Earth,Wind and Fire”.
On a 60’s Bang Olufsen record player,which
fuelled their desire.
Snogging on the sofa.
For the best part of an hour.
“Suzy,i own a yacht in Cornwall.”
“How about we drive down in the AUDI.”
“Be honest with me and you can have it all.”
“In just 3 hours we can be by the sea.”
So there the 2 of them were, speeding down
With picnic basket on the back seat for
their secret getaway.
By mid afternoon, they were sailing round the coast.
St.Agur baguettes.Jane the perfect host.
Washed down with a glass or 2 of freshly
squeezed orange juice.
They entered a small cove and their
feelings for each other ran loose.
Soon these 2 stunners were stripped off and with
Sex on the beach, with the waves lashing their
bodies under the sun.
Then as the lovers got dressed.
Jane noticed Suzy was depressed.
“What’s wrong honey?”
“Of course,Jane,you can’t blame me, i seized my
“But i’m convinced this could just be a whirlwind romance.”
“The feeling that haunts me…
is that you’ll no longer want me.”
“After all, we have f*** all in common.”
“I live in a bedsit in Westham”
“I can’t compete with you on any level.”
“Your lifestyle’s all glitz and glam.”
Jane turned to Suzy and said.
“Girl, get those crazy notions out of your
“I really don’t want this relationship to fail.”
“And this may surprise you, but i’ve spent
some time in jail.”
“There was some hot totty in that San francisco
“But no one who could compare to you.I love
you,won’t you listen.”
“Jane, thanks, i really needed that reassuring
The 2 of them were tying the knot shortly after that.