Monthly Archives: September 2017

U.S.A And Communism


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Communism and the U.S.A

Blast those yellow “Reds” away!

They’re obsessed with communism in the U.S.A

But is communism such a bad thing, anyway.

Not in it’s purest form.

But, for yanks, hating commies is the norm.

To Americans, commie bashing is cool

Yet still, they pledge allegiance to the flag at school.

If an all American beer guzzling dad

found a “red” hiding in his garage, he’d go mad.

Chasing him down the street with a gun

Would be his insane idea of fun.

Communism and the U.S.A

An issue that’s never far away

And it won’t be settled forever and a day

Communism and the U.S of A….


Why The Poor Will Always Be With Us


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Some nations are swimming in oil

Others have no assets at all.

Other than land that’s been stripped bare.

This world is corrupt it just aint fair.

The poor, they have far too many kids it’s seems

But in Africa most won’t live to fulfil their dreams.

Others are fleeing persecution from some rogue state.

Justice for those who’s lives war did devestate.

Like in Myangmar

Formally Burma.

Even the most glorious

Optimist amongst us.

Cannot  surely comprehend.

A life where suffering has come to an end.

Alas there is no such thing as justice.

And so the poor will always be amongst us

Life Is A Circus



Life would not be complete

Without those guys with size 20 feet.

And a custard pie in the face,

But lose the animals.That’s a disgrace!

The fire eater,  the trapeze artist

The juggler too we can’t resist…

The jollity  of the circus

But why must animals suffer? kick up a fuss

Or better still  you could boycott it

Life is a circus…but the lion tamer’s a shit!

Life is a circus…..

Aikaido’s Dream



An ode about Aikaido Kawasaki.

An accountant in the 17th Century.

in distant Japan.

A frustrated man.

One night he broke down

in a bar in a rural town.

“Double entry bookkeeping is so f****** boring i could cry”

“Rather than die of boredom, i’d like to die on the battlefields, a Samurai”

“Be a hero…

not a zero”

A nobleman’s daughter by the name of 50 revs Suzuki

Walked into the bar and the 2 of them downed saki.

“I was outside.I heard your anguished scream”

“I think i can help you fulfil your dream”

“My father Haito trains young Samurai”

“Up in the mountains under a cloudy sky”

Aikaido turned to 50 revs and said “If i were….

A victorious Samurai Warrior….

would i win your hand”

“Of course!” “Well that would be grand”

So off he trekked the next day.

Into the hills far away.

Haito took him under his wing.

And he didn’t forget anything….

that he learned.

Much respect he earned.

As he proved to be an all conquering Samurai.

And he returned home resplendent, catching 50 revs eye.

This glamorous couple were married next morn.

And unto them, a baby boy, Alex, was born

To carry on the legacy of his dear old dad.

For, at accountancy, it turned out, he wasn’t half bad!

Ode To A Xenophobe



In cosmopolitan London i learned French then ate Vietnamese.
The wonders of multi cultural Britain never seem to cease.
So,up yours! to you xenophobic English men…
Who simply won’t embrace our European cousins.
And who live for fish and chips every day.
There’s a whole world out there mister, hey!


Suzy And Jane


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Suzy was a kitchen porter.
Jane…a millionaire’s daughter.
These 2 stunning “babes” met.
in a gay pub, not the internet.
Soon they were at a Mexican restaurant on a
first date.
Suzy said “I can’t afford to Go Dutch”.Jane
didn’t hesitate.
She got her credit card out and took care
of the bill.
Then hailed a cab for both of them to her
pad in Herne hill.
In the back of the cab Jane whispered in
Suzy’s ear.
“Have you ever made love on satin sheets before
Suzy smiled and shook her head.
An hour later they were in bed.
Champagne and Croissants for breakfast, then
listening to “Earth,Wind and Fire”.
On a 60’s Bang Olufsen record player,which
fuelled their desire.
Snogging on the sofa.
For the best part of an hour.
“Suzy,i own a yacht in Cornwall.”
“How about we drive down in the AUDI.”
“Be honest with me and you can have it all.”
“In just 3 hours we can be by the sea.”
So there the 2 of them were, speeding down
the motorway.
With picnic basket on the back seat for
their secret getaway.
By mid afternoon, they were sailing round the coast.
St.Agur baguettes.Jane the perfect host.
Washed down with a glass or 2 of freshly
squeezed orange juice.
They entered a small cove and their
feelings for each other ran loose.
Soon these 2 stunners were stripped off and with
gay abandon…
Sex on the beach, with the waves lashing their
bodies under the sun.
Then as the lovers got dressed.
Jane noticed Suzy was depressed.
“What’s wrong honey?”
“Of course,Jane,you can’t blame me, i seized my
“But i’m convinced this could just be a whirlwind romance.”
“The feeling that haunts me…
is that you’ll no longer want me.”
“After all, we have f*** all in common.”
“I live in a bedsit in Westham”
“I can’t compete with you on any level.”
“Your lifestyle’s all glitz and glam.”
Jane turned to Suzy and said.
“Girl, get those crazy notions out of your
“I really don’t want this relationship to fail.”
“And this may surprise you, but i’ve spent
some time in jail.”
“There was some hot totty in that San francisco
“But no one who could compare to you.I love
you,won’t you listen.”
“Jane, thanks, i really needed that reassuring
little chat.”
The 2 of them were tying the knot shortly after that.