The Queen has no right on the throne
She’s as German as Brauckwurst and Cologne
The Queen has no right to rule
The English think sycophancy is cool….
The Queen has no right on the throne
She’s as German as Brauckwurst and Cologne
The Queen has no right to rule
The English think sycophancy is cool….
“James And The Giant Peach” i enjoyed in my youth.
“Charlie And The Chocolate Factory ” too.Roald Dahl stood for truth….
And integrity.His stance against Zionism and Apartheid
He could have done with 10,000 Oompa Loompahs by his side
Great writers shape history
And a great writer, clearly was he
Roald Dahl R.I.P
In the south of England it’s as hot as the Med
Long may it continue
Hundreds flock to the beaches
Flip flops , sun tan lotion, ice cream sales soar
Bucket and spades too….
Phew ! What a scorcher! Air conditioning on full blast in the office
Phew ! What a scorcher! Tourists guzzling ice cold water in bottles in parks
Kids crowded round fountains
Phew! What a Scorcher!
Colder weather on the horizon
Manchester United like in 58
The last time tragedy did devestate….
This community
But Mancunians do not wallow in self pity
They put a brave face on it all .The people 2 The Terrorists 0
Meanwhile in the Friends Arena Pogba and Mktharyan’s skill.
Stockholm has suffered recently too.
But in the bars there and in Salford “They sing Man.U, Man.U”
Glancing across
The glorious Tagus
From a high vantage point
Janine stopped to smoke a joint
Then a stroll down the sunkissed Alfama streets
A trip to Lisbon would not be complete
Without a tram ride to Belem
And Benfica and Sporting stadiums
But Janine is not a fan of football
So i take her shopping afterwards.Cause she’s beautiful
Then a bar before returning to our hotel
Couldn’t wish for a better travel companion.She is swell
I just wish she’d embrace the “Beautiful Game”
Still, i realize i love her all the same
As we wake and shower then prepare for the next day
The Gulbenkian foundation on our itenary
Hop on a tram to The Chiado
Then board the funicular to Bairro Alto
Hang out with writers and artists
Go to bars and get pissed.
A sandwich next morning in a cafe
Then take in Avenida da Liberdade
Where Janine french kissed me…..then whispered in my ear
“I love you Stephen , you’re funny and sincere”
Our Lisbon vacation
Ended in an excursion.
A short journey to the splendid Cascais resort
Janine went topless on the beach.She is a good sport
Our memories of Lisbon, long may they last
As the plane touches down at Gatwick and it’s overcast……
The Carshalton family
In their garden stood a large tree
It had been there for generations.The stories it’s branches could tell.
Number 3 Grove road where John Carshalton, Emily, Robert and Jane did dwell
When Jane and Robert were children they would dance around the tree
Emily would sit underneath the tree sometimes and write poetry
A bird did build its nest in the tree
John’s hobby was photography
The head of the house John Carshalton
Captured it so well with his “Nikon”
Robert hung a burning effigy
of the school bully ……from a high branch for a lark
Jane and her boyfriend carved their initials into the bark
Sadly one day the fun was to cease
The tree it transpired, had Dutch Elm disease
The tree was chopped down the whole family cried
It was as if part of them had died…
Still they always had their memories
Of the time in their lives that revolved around the tree
What do Classic F.M d.j’s do on their day off?
Wave at the queen and count their millions.Enough is enough!
Poundland,William Hills,Ladbrokes, Corals
The Red Lion, The White Swan
Mac Donalds, Burger King, KFC
Subway, Greggs, Tesco, Sainsbury
Natwest, Lloyds, Barclays, HSBC
My friend, we are living in clone cities
I’m moving to Oz
My friend ….because…
It’s where the hot babes are and yet
Most of ’em are spoken for on the “Neighbours” set
The same goes for “Home And Away” sadly.
I’d move to Australia gladly
For, loneliness i do detest
In Oz i could have a snog fest……………..
Loneliness is shite, loneliness is a bitch
So i’m moving to Oz if i get rich