Monthly Archives: December 2016

A December To Remember

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Tributes are left on the gate outside the home of British musician George Michael in London, Monday, Dec. 26, 2016. George Michael, who rocketed to stardom with WHAM! and went on to enjoy a long and celebrated solo career lined with controversies, has died, his publicist said Sunday. He was 53. (AP Photo/Tim Ireland)

Tributes are left on the gate outside the home of British musician George Michael in London, Monday, Dec. 26, 2016. George Michael, who rocketed to stardom with WHAM! and went on to enjoy a long and celebrated solo career lined with controversies, has died, his publicist said Sunday. He was 53. (AP Photo/Tim Ireland)

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A December

to remember

A December to forget

George Michael’s passing to regret

Rick Parfitt, Carrie Fisher as well

And the colourful jumpers of Ian mcCaskell

Mad truck driver mows down a joyous crowd in Berlin

So soon after Nice,,,,,it can’t be happening again

A December to remember

Debbie Reynolds will no longer …”Sing in the rain”

 

 

 

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Christmas Is Dead!!!

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Christmas is dead…..Scrooge it seems has had the final say

No more of those awful Christmas songs the D.J’s used to play

Christmas is dead

No more sickening repeats

Christmas is dead

It always was for deadbeats

Christmas is dead, Christmas is dead

No fat men in white beards kitted out in red

bringing Christmas glee

No pressies under the Christmas tree

I wonder what on earth it is

I don’t know but it’s definitely broken, sis

Christmas is dead in a global recession no one can afford mince pies

tinsel and baubles in fact no one can afford to be nice……..at all

Christmas is dead

Cause everyone’s in the red

Christmas is dead……..

Only joking!

Martin And The Monorail

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Martin just released from a Seattle jail

Thought that he would blow up the Monorail

For, Martin hated any form of progress

Martin was a psycho, a menace

Martin, he boarded the train

Not far from Pike place, in the rain

He soon got off, leaving his rucksack packed with Semtex on a back row seat

But one eagle eyed cop pushed the alarm.The other passengers spilled out onto the street

The bomb disposal unit were immediately called in

Sgt. Willis given a medal for his swift reaction

Martin Lopez Rodriguez was arrested across town

And this time for a minimum of 30 years he was sent down….

 

California

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Long winding roads, colours that explode….in a place where the sun always seems to shine

Beautiful waitress out to impress “BigWigs” near the Hollywood sign

Real estate yuppy  in Gucci suit and Hush puppies…it can’t exactly be hard

to sell millionaires from New York who just talk, talk, talk, property near a vinyard

Or facing a Marina

Welcome to California

San Francisco queen

Digs the disco scene

Diesel dyke on her “Harley” motorbike

Welcome to California-Golden gate bridge

Relaxed and chilled out feeling …not living on the edge

Like some of those guys mid-west

So how come all the best “Shrinks” end up here?

I hear Al shouting to Chuck over a beer

Welcome to California

Cantona At 50

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“66, 66″….For half a century

Eric the red, writer of fine poetry

Has graced the football pitches of England and France

Leading lesser mortals than he a merry dance

For 50 years Eric has expressed himself so freely…….be it a 20 yard pass

to find the run of kanchelskis…..or in his studio on the canvas

“Looking For Eric”……There he is ….Arriving in the box not a moment too soon

To convert a Scholes pass.The Old Trafford faithful “Over The Moon”

Those who have adored King Eric have sung themselves hoarse

“Monsieur are you a farmer? ” “Of course!”

The 80’s Dream

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If only Deborah Harry

Worked at the local Cash and Carry

And Kim Wilde

Might have smiled

As she bumped her trolley into yours

If only Deborah Harry

Worked at the local Cash and Carry

Bagging up items or mopping floors

The 80’s dream….Special offer, twice the fun

2 peroxide blondes for the price of one…..