The World’s Greatest Lovers++(Written about 1996)



The legendary Casanova

Knew how to bowl a maiden over

But he never went all the way

For, rumour has it he was gay

The Marquis De Sade

Didn’t have to try too hard

Then there was Mike Baldwin

With his fat wallet and cheeky grin

There can’t be many Weatherfield women

Who haven’t been besotted with him

“If I s*** you i won’t brag about it!”

Hardly has the same ring about it

As the eloquent words

So often heard from these 3 men

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