Monthly Archives: February 2016

The Jinxed Irish

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“The Luck of The OIrish” this is  a myth that must be destroyed

F*** your leprachaun and his crock of gold …the whole conceptleaves me so annoyed

The Guildford 4 and The Birmingham 6 were cursed from the beginning

My mom is Norwegian they have more money than Kuwait but i am failing so there!

My beloved dad’s genes are f****** me up preventing me from getting anywhere

And i am convinced he is bankrupt and maybe deceased

The luck of the irish deserted them in the potato famine this b******* must cease

The irish are plucky

But they are not lucky

“Sunday Bloody Sunday” as Bono said

persecuted by the Black tans…Bobby Sands sadly dead

The irish cannot win the Rugby World cup no matter how hard they try

George best half Greek half Irish his liver packed up 30 years early….sigh

Oscar Wilde suffered at the hands of  a rent boy ended up  a broken man

Died in Gay Paris  a year later after several years hard labour the Irish carry the can

Cromwell butchered the Irish in the north and the south as well

My mothers ancestors the vikings slaughtered them too oh well….

The “Rocket” Ronnie ‘O’ Sullivan

Great Snooker player f****** up by manic depression

If the irish are lucky why are so many of them institutionalised

Phil Lynott and Gary Moore struck down before their potential was realized

The luck of the irish do me a favour

Expecting the Almighty do be your saviour

 

I’m psychic so why can’t i win the Lottery

I can’t make any money from my Art or my poetry

The irish are cursed the irish are jinxed

This is what Stephen Mulcahy Jensen, a genius thinks….

 

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Never Mind The Bollocks!

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My brain does not need to be washed

just my clothes

Religion is  a cult

Heaven knows!!!!

Ethnic cleansing is not about giving minorities a much needed bath

Justify corrupting the vulnerable …you fool ….you’re having  a laugh!

Stop all the bulls***

You control freak and f****** git…..

Junk Food Vegan

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Oh! To be  a junk food vegan

Throw caution to the wind

Custard creams not a jar of Miso paste

Chips and Coca cola

Not Jacket potatoes and Soya milk

Oh! To be a junk food vegan

Scraping the cheese off a 12 inch pizza again

Oh to be a junk food vegan

And break with tradition

Although the sad conseqeuces of this direct action

is that you will end up extremely fat all of  a   sudden

 

Let’s Play Quotations

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“The Eagle has landed” but not on the moon

That was fake like some Hollywood studio cartoon

No, the Eagle returned to feed the chicks in the nest

In Colorado with rat a la carte they were impressed

“Either the wallpaper goes or i do” Oscar Wilde once said

Tacky s*** for a posh Paris apartment….Oscar is long dead

“Hell hath no fury like  a woman scorned said William Shakespeare

Cheating yuppy underestimated his “Trophy wife” i swear

She poisoned the contents of his wine cellar with arsenic

“Enough to kill the b****** or make him violently sick”

“If the paramedics can pump his stomach he’ll return home to find i’ve cut up all his designer suits”

“Then, for the coup de gras i’ll file for divorce …finish him of course and leave him f****** destitute!”

The dungaree wearing feminists would say “It serves him right”

A serial cheat always in Amsterdam the shite!

“The Beatles are bigger than Jesus Christ” John Lennon’s famous statement

 

The jury’s out Sgt.Pepper vs The New Testament

“You can’t get drunk on beer” that genius and rock ‘n’ roll rebel once said

 

The man who penned “School’s out” and “Killer”….the “lace and Whisky” album overrated

“You can’t get drunk on beer Alice!” My mate John Hayes would hotly dispute that

2o Stella sunk in one day then he’s out cold in his filthy flat

“It’s not the men in my life but the life in my men”

Mae West’s sexual conquests must have f***** like Stallions on Ketamin!

“When you’re tired of London you’re tired of life”

But what did Samuel Pepys know about struggle or strife?

And i don’t live in the 17th Century

Disillusioned with it all …next stop Manchester for me

“She played the best possible game with the worst possible hand” can’t recall who said that about Monroe

“Candle in the wind” Elton John said”Loneliness is tough” and Elton of all people would know

Strange that they don’t have “Quotations “in the board game cafe in Haggerston London

They have  “Buckaroo” and some board games i’ve never heard of but they don’t have ” Quotations” and that’s my favourite

 

 

 

Tesco should be nuked!

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Clane Express Kildare

Tesco are evil Tesco are dearer than Waitrose

With slightly less variety for vegans and it shows

Mister do you think if we asked the chinese government nicely

Do you think they could send some weapon of mass destruction Tesco’s way

Tesco are even more popular  and richer than Donald Trump

And he’s heading for the Whitehouse ..Tesco’s exploited staff must have the hump

Jews exploiting muslims and their goya customers Hi fat jam tarts

Tesco will soon be in the orient like H.S.B.C i fear to bulldoze the one in Spitalfields would be  an start

support the small business man promote corner shops

Not nasty Tesco’s or Morrisons which is where the buck stops

But Tesco are the yiddish granddady of them all

“Shoplifter’s of the world unite!” line Tesco’s fatcat owners up against a wall

Tesco swine desigfned for f****** yuppy sewer rats

and X faxtor loving peasants…. they’re still in business drat!

But not for long the warhead is on it’s way

Tesco are exploitative c**** they must pay……….

And that will make chatty man ever so happy

You don’t even sell Saki or Decent football mags Tesco are crappy

Tesco it’s nuclear meltdown for you

And those zionist scum Marksand Spencer too