The invitation got lost in the post
To the Tory party, swine of a host!
Invitation to the Tory party ….Busy bursting balloons
Much more fun than entertaining those priviliged goons
Invitation to the Tory party….If it finds it’s way….
to your doormat rip it up without delay
Invitation to the Tory party
They’d love you to join in and get hearty
But it doesn’t pay to mix with criminals
Bull********, f****** useless w****** or the just plain evil
Invitation to the Tory party….The bin’s the place for that
And the next time you see the postman have a friendly chat
Invitation to the Tory party ….Overrated
In fact if i received one i’d be devestated…..