Buying K.d Lang’s “Ingenue” my single biggest regret
I wonder K.D, did Martina serve up a good omelette
“Constant craving” and “Miss Chateleine”
By far away the best songs she wrote
But apart from that collaboration with Tony Bennet….
what has she done of note
K.D Lang is not an awful person but her music sends me to sleep
The best thing you can do with half her albums is cast nthem into the ocean, deep
And resembling a young Elvis Presley
Is not a recommendation, believe me
Popular with the “Diesel Dykes” of Montreal
In Canada i’m sure K.D Lang walks tall
K.D Lang’s influence on the easy listening scene you can’t ignore
Even if like me, you find her songs a dreadful bore
I find it rather puzzling…..What does the K.D stand for?
“Wash Me Clean” ,”Still Thrives This love”…….
“Season Of Hollow Soul”, “Tears Of Love” she sang
To be lost in “The Rockies” in sub zero would be bad enough
without suffering K.D Lang
If your car broke down in 12 inches of deep Canadian snow
You would be crying out “Save Me”
Then along comes a truck to tow….
you away to a garage near a grocers shop in town
A lemonade then on your way, cause K.D Lang will drag you down
And you wouldn’t want Neil Young on your car radio or Celine Dion
K.D Lang a role model for 20 something “Lipstick lesbians”
K.D Lang, K.D lang
“Mind Of Love” she sang
If i’m ever in a kayak, shooting the rapids one cool afternoon
Or in “Medicine hat” how about that….I won’t be humming a K.D Lang tune
LIke Francis Rossi, “Gooners” and cricket fans, K.D Lang has charisma i’m sure
But no offence, if i met her in Calgary, Winnipeg or Moosejaw
I’d just want to have a chat
And leave it at that
Not a f****** encore
K.D Lang karaoke, “Please no more!”…..