Monthly Archives: June 2015

ZZ TOP

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zz top
Rockers with very long beards
A drummer without one called Frank Beard!
ZZ TOP are decidedly wierd
ZZ TOP have been entertaining us all now for Donkey’s years
Won’t you watch the video for “T.V Dinners” washed down with a few beers
“Legs”, “Thug”, “Sharp Dressed Man”, “My Head’s In Mississippi”, “Afterburner”
ZZ TOP still going strong, a nice little earner
The hits won’t stop
For ZZ TOP
Their concerts, sell outs…Out to shock
The Salvador Dali’s of rock
ZZ TOP, ZZ TOP, ZZ TOP, ZZ TOP
A refreshing change from all this manufactured pop
that comes our way
these days
ZZ TOP, they did it all first
ZZ TOP, their bubble won’t burst
ZZ TOP, ZZ TOP
L.A next stop
Then Berlin or Tokyo
London, Paris, Chicago
ZZ TOP
ZZ TOP…

Popularity

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popular rogues
I have never been popular
But i don’t mind
For, when i think who is popular
in this world it blows my mind!
1000 people
went to The Krays funeral
And they were scum!
The royals are popular too
And that scoundrel Tony Blair
Maggie Thatcher as well
And Hitler was “Time” magazine’s Man of The Year
And Chelsea fans worship Abrahamovich
but he is a rogue and quite pathetic
Even if you’ve got no friends
and your family hate you too
Does that make you a bad person?
For, families can be strange
some people just can’t connect
And a dog will always show you affection
So f*** popularity i say

How Do You Measure Success?

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How do you measure success
I used to say i was a survivor
But not an achiever
I had it drummed into me at school
That i was a loser and a fool
Then one day a man who had a degree
From Cambridge said to me
“How do you measure success?”
Is it having 10 million in the bank? some would say yes
Van Gogh never sold a painting
When he was living
And spent half his formative years
In Institutions it would appear
But now everyone knows his name
Shame he had to die to achieve fame
None of us really know our own fate
If you wake up alive that’s cause to celebrate
If you have friends and contribute to society
By writing poetry or managing your sobriety
Is that not worth shouting from the rooftops?
Remember compared to Bill Gates Or Richard Branson,we’re all flops!
And while sometimes i’m cursed by self doubt, should i not forget…
That Alan Sugar hasn’t an “O” level either, so there’s hope for me yet
And if you are
A humble busker
At least you’re working
Not begging
‘Though Cameron or a Yuppy would not be impressed
With the shit hand life dealt me i have done my best
So i have a clear conscience
And it makes a mockery and a nonsense
Of their bullshit
They are the real social inadequates
Nothing more than obnoxious gits!
How do you measure success?

Sexy Anarchists

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sexy anarchists
Sexy Anarchists
I just can’t resist
Some Brazillian girl
With her hair in curls
Waltzing down Notting Hill, sporting a red beret
Che Guevara t-shirt and combats, hey!
Posh women from Chelsea can f*** off!
Of sexy anarchists i can’t get enough
Tall blonde Anarchist German men
In their scarves of Dinamo Dresden
Or Lokomotiv Leipzig, Hertha Berlin
Bisexuality the best of both worlds
Some would say a greedy sexuality too
Having fun in the sun exploring the human zoo
Animal magnetism
Sexy Anarchism
Rage never turned me on as much as this
An A.L.F senorita in bed, Sheer bliss!
Somerset: Rapidly getting pissed
In an orchard with a stunning anarchist
Called Karl or Deborah, Mikhael or Suzanne
Of sexy 20 something Anarchists, i’m a fan
Now, some Police women may be real beauties
But i prefer left winger’s such a tease!
Sexy Anarchist lady
In Pyjammas or silk neglige
Sexy Pavel from Prague in the shower
Stunning Mademoiselle next to the Eiffel Tower
Campaigning against Corporate take overs
With her splendid lesbian lover
And Claire, oh, Claire
With your fist in the air
Outside Buckingham Palace on a scorching July day
Ripped vest, 34 c chest, shouting “Abolish The Monarchy!”
Citizen Smith from the 70’s, now he was a hunk
Japanese former Geisha, now gone and joined the Tokyo Punks
Sexy Anarchists make life exciting
What are they up to this week?
Stunning Stefano outside a bank in Genoa
Perfect physique!
Sexy Trotskyites
On the back of motorbikes
In glorious Havana
If it breaks down
you can always borrow my spanner

Sexy Anarchists fighting the good fight
Anarchist “babe” from Oslo good night
Let me tuck you into bed. I could be your hot water bottle
Then up with the rooster tomorrow, ready for battle
Gotta save the seals and the Whales
And i can console you when big business prevails
With a snog and a d.v.d
Of Billy Connolly
Sexy Anarchists….

Living Well Is The Best Revenge

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living well, the best revenge!

I was bullied at school
But my life since then has been pretty cool
Lonely though i am and residing in the Eastend
I have plenty of possessions and at least i have friends
I often go to Old Trafford too
To see victories for my beloved Man.U
I travel the world as well
If i had a girlfriend life would be swell
And it would be great if i could sell my art
Be a published writer, really look the part
But i eat nice food so i can’t complain
And i don’t even mind the London rain
As Michael Stipe a gay man, who may have been bullied too, once said
“Living Well Is The Best Revenge” and though broke today, i could be dead
Yes things could be worse so i don’t need your pity
Could be homeless in the Strand or living in Haiti
And if things, they get too much for me
Can always relax with a Mister Bean d.v.d
I believe one day my boat will come in
An Anthology in “Waterstones”, exhibitions in Berlin
Spitalfields and Paris also
Hate to say “I told you so”
But i’ve proved the doubters wrong
Michael you were right all along
“Living Well Is The Best Revenge”

Waiting For The Rain

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waiting for the rain
Feel the Ethiopian man’s pain
Hasn’t eaten for days, waiting for the rain
So he can feed his family
Put an end to his misery
The parched deserts of East africa
Where the nomadic peoples really suffer
Live Aid just a distant memory
Still haunted by those images on t.v
Feel a father’s pain
Still waiting for the rain

The Kardashians

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LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 15:  (L-R) Television personalities Scott Disick, Robert Kardashian Jr., Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kris Jenner and Kendall Jenner arrive at the grand opening of the Kardashian Khaos store at the Mirage Hotel & Casino December 15, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

LAS VEGAS, NV – DECEMBER 15: (L-R) Television personalities Scott Disick, Robert Kardashian Jr., Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kris Jenner and Kendall Jenner arrive at the grand opening of the Kardashian Khaos store at the Mirage Hotel & Casino December 15, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)


The Kardashians, the Kardashians
Ban them from our televisions
For this is not entertainment watching their petty squabbles
In some huge house in the states, would it be too much trouble
To relegate them to some obscure channel, do
That no one would bother tuning in to
They occupy the front pages of the glossy mags and the Tabloid press
Dreaming of the day , they’ve faded away, to total obscurity, yes!
They may be nice people
But they’re about as dull
As the Shopping Channel
The Kardashians
Think they invented fashion
I hate them with a passion
Gay/ Bi icons or not
And some straight men say Kim is hot
These men need guide dogs, i kid you not
The vulgar Kardashians

West Ham

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West Ham
Even West Ham fans say they are shit!
And what’s the point of them moving to The Olympic stadium in Stratford
When they can’t even fill Upton park!
And 11 players won England The World Cup not 4
Bobby Charlton supplied the bullets for Geoff hurst
And he played for Man.U
However all though West Ham are a joke
You’ve got to admire a team who’s celebrity fans include Noel Edmonds and Iron Maiden
And there’s something quite cute about macho men blowing bubbles!
To West Ham’s critics, listen
For, they do have a long held tradition
Of signing players from these shores
They should at least be given credit for that

The first time i saw cheerleaders at an English football match…
was at a West Ham home game
A 2-1 defeat to the Red Devils
Just after George Best died
And the West Ham fans applauded George as loudly as Man. u fans
After the game i hear one old boy praising Paul Scholes to his grandson too
So i take my hat off to West Ham
And it was at The Boleyn ground where Wayne rooney scored from the half way line
I saw Man.U triumph over the Hammers 3-1
In Alex Ferguson’s first season
West Ham i don’t want you to move
too many clubs change grounds
And the atmosphere is never the same
West Ham fans if you’re looking for someone to blame
For your post January slump
Look no further than fat Sam!
And useless tossers like Andy Carroll
not a patch on Trevor Brooking!
Although they once lost 6 nil to Reading
We need West Ham
for they liven up “Match Of The Day”
With the “Gung ho” way they play
Not dull tactics like Chelsea
Grinding out 1-0 wins
And charging a grand for a season ticket too
Yes, West Ham, the Premiership needs you!

The Bigger Threat++(Part rhyming/ Part non rhyming)

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the pub bore
People fear dangerous people
But they are not the biggest threat
For we can always have trade embargos with North Korea
Or sanctions against Zimbabwe’s evil leader Mugabe
And if Russia don’t play ball Or the Chinese government
who can be evil
Or Pakistan
WE can deal with them in our own unique ways
And a serial killer or reckless driver, burglar, football hooligan
or terrorist or drug dealer can always be sent to prison
No my friend, the biggest threat to man is not psychopath’s like Breivik
Or bastard’s like Putin, or diseases like A.I.D.S Cancer or Ebola
For, i put faith in science
The single biggest threat to man is in fact bores!
The Pub bore…Pour a pint over his head!
You only escape bores if you’re deaf or dead!
The hard of hearing don’t know how lucky they are
Having said that most of them can lip read
So they suffer the bore too.
Eradicate boredom
Then we’ll be one step closer
To acheiving a Utopia
Morrissey said “The World is Full Of Crashing Bores!”
This message from a genius we can’t afford to ignore
Bores are a good advert for contraceptive use
Save us all from their tedious form of abuse
I would rather be stuck in a lift with a python than a bore!
Andy Murray, Alex Salmond, Gordon Brown and other dour scots
They’ve all had a charisma bypass. Shoot the f****** lot!
Or we could always send thim into Outer Space
Along with the morons and idiots, for they are a disgrace!
Maybe we could wipe out useless Bureaocrats too
And Civil Servants, for they bankrupt The Eurozone, they do
But bores are the biggest problem of all
We should not be kind to them
Nor should we forgive them
They are everywhere they are in our schools
With their “Frank Sinatra” c.d’s, so uncool
They are in the workplace and the church
On dimly lit city streets they lurch
Their clothes are boring as well
They live in boring places like Solihull
Or Milton Keynes
They are obscene!
In the 18th Century they would have been put in the stocks
Pelted with rotten tomatoes
Bores are a lot worse than cockroaches or rats
I can have sympathy for a bug or a rodent
But not a bore
WE could send them to Siberia
Where they would die of boredom
Or pnuemonia
Or the wolves could savage them
At the bore
He swore “Piss off!”
Yes, life with them is tough
And i for one have had enough
My feelings ’bout bores are running loose
One day i will become a recluse….