Monthly Archives: May 2015

Helsinki

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helsinki
The best poem he ever wrote
Was on a Helsinki bound boat
Helsinki, Finland
A holiday for him, not bland
For, it was in Helsinki
Where he met Anna Marie
Who taught him how to ski
Just north of Helsinki
Then back to the capital on a train
To marvel at Sibelius park in the rain
A “Selfie” outside The Olympic Stadium too
He finished his ode: Helsinki, i love you!
In the land of the sauna
And at home with his “Nokia”
Helsinki, Finland
Anything but bland
Helsinki, Helsinki
Where he fell for Anna Marie
Helsinki
Helsinki

Bologna

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bologna
Bologna cries out to me
And the song it sings is one of gaeity
Oh! To wander the cobbled streets, so
While scoffing ice cream in The Jewish ghetto
Maybe, just maybe, in Palazzo Melvezzi, Bologna
I might fall in love with an Italian “babe” who went by the name of Sonia
Bologna, Bologna, a shopper’s paradise
To return home with a “Bowie” vinyl would be nice
Meanwhile me and Sonia heading for Museo Morandi
Looking sensational, i fear, in designer gear, on her “Ducati”
Having fun
In the sun
Bologna, Bologna, calls out to me
And the song it sings is the song of the free

Pretty F****** Sick!

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pretty fucking sick
In Beijing market squares
Tacky Chairman Mao souvenirs
Meanwhile some western journalist
Snaps Tibetan monk on fire. Chance not to be missed
Should be rushing to his aid, my friend
Your glorified photo opportunity
Like those Mao fridge magnets borders on insanity
Yes, the world is pretty sick, my friend
I saw a movie where the Swedish director
Included a scene of monkey laboratory torture
Anything for cheap laughs, it seems
Have to say that’s pretty f****** sick!
“Animal Farm” : Bestiality porno
rereleased.That’s pretty f****** sick!
Their are facets of this world that are dog shit!
Their are aspects of this world that are nothing more than vomit!
Pretty f****** sick!
Pretty f****** sick!

Hugo Boss

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hugo boss
HUGO BOSS test on animals: Boycott them
Cause until we do, our furry friends will be victims
Hit them where it hurts.In the bank account
On highly immoral HUGO BOSS, pressure mounts
LABORATOIRE GARNIER too
And COLGATE can f*** off! That’s my view
HUGO BOSS, HUGO BOSS, HUGO BOSS
If they sunk without a trace i wouldn’t give a toss!

I Fear The Right

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Anti gay wedding protesters protest outside Belfast City Hall, Northern Ireland, Monday, Dec. 19, 2005, where the first set of civil partnership ceremonies for gay couples in the the United Kingdom, two women, Shannon Sickles and Grainne Close, exchanged vows. Another lesbian couple and a gay couple will also exchange vows Monday.  (AP Photo/Peter Morrison)

Anti gay wedding protesters protest outside Belfast City Hall, Northern Ireland, Monday, Dec. 19, 2005, where the first set of civil partnership ceremonies for gay couples in the the United Kingdom, two women, Shannon Sickles and Grainne Close, exchanged vows. Another lesbian couple and a gay couple will also exchange vows Monday. (AP Photo/Peter Morrison)


I fear the right
For, i am bisexual
I fear the police
Fight fire with fire
I fear the right
I fear the right
For, menacing, they are
Osbourne in his flashy car
I fear the right
I fear the right
Europe is veering to the right
I fear the right
Their banners in my face
They are a f****** disgrace!
I fear the right
I fear the right
The Church: Way too powerful
I fear the right: pretty awful
I fear the right: The Tabloid press
Stirring up hatred, yes!
I fear the right
I fear the right
Life with them is tough
And the monarchy can sod off!
I fear the right
I fear the right
I fear the right
I fear the right…