Boris Johnson wants to be Tory Prime Minister
Boris johnson’s a fat bottle blonde and sinister
Boris Johnson drove all the pigeons away from Trafalgar square
For, Boring ambitious Boris, i really do not care
Boris Johnson and his illegal pilot rent scheme
To drive the poor out of London is his dream
He also put paid to the 1 quid “Booze Cruise”
to Belgium and Calais.Boris cannot lose
He will soon be in the cabinet
And he’s a nasty f****** git!
The worst London Mayor since Samuel Pepys, is Boris Johnson
He’s a social inadequate and a sub-human
Life with Boris in Number 10 would be tough
Boris Johnson why don’t you just f*** off!