Nice Legs, Shame ‘Bout The Boat Race

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Louise from Peterborough watching The Boat Race on the Thames
She once dated 2 of the Cambridge crew, but forgot their names
She got out her note book
And leant over the bridge for a closer look
A drunken male cyclist knocked her over the edge, did he
She fell and collided with the female cox, Suzy
So there the 2 of them were
Splashing about in the water
somewhere near the finish line
Cambridge capsized.Oxford won in the sunshine!
The Police
fished Louise
out of the river
For, she was no swimmer
On the river bank, with a towel, she dried
What a f****** disgrace!
She stared at her heroes and sighed
Nice legs, shame ’bout the boat race!

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