The kleptomaniacs who work in airport security
You all but bankrupt yourself buying booze in Duty free
Tax free shopping is a f****** con
Then they confiscate it off you…what’s going on?
Those airport security staff are paranoid
Fortunately they are possible to avoid+
They have the capacity to act
On innocent passengers who can’t relax
Social inadequates who act without reason
Watch ’em seize your contact lens solution
And accuse you of being a terrorist
Bullying gives ’em a purpose to exist
The incompetence and nastiness of Airport staff makes me implode
If you sued them for millions you wouldn’t win…so i wrote this ode
Exposing the lot of ’em….cause they are f****** scum!