Monthly Archives: January 2015

Inflation! Shoot The Politicians

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Inflation, Westminster never listens
So i say shoot the politicians!
London is expensive, the north too
Curb inflation, that’s my point of view
Rob those greedy m.p’s…
second homes, if you please
And bring your prices down.There’s a recession on don’t you know
54 quid for a Virgin to Manchester, that’s a body blow
In fact it’s a kick in the head
Shoot the politicians, enough said
And make filthy rich Starbucks pay tax
Cirb inflation and then we can all relax
Inflation, governments never listen
Inflation, shoot the politicians!

Moulin Rouge

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Champagne and fine food ’til you’ve had enough
Sexy dancers struttin’ their stuff
At the Moulin Rouge, deep in the heart of Paris
Moulin Rouge, cause we all love showbusiness
I went there for my 46th birthday
And left the show feeling happy and gay
Caught the metro back to my hotel in Gare Du Nord
And wrote this little ode, Moulin Rouge, we adore!

Paris( I Love Every Inch Of You)

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paris i love every inch of you
Paris, i love every inch of you
I adore my hotel window view
I get excited on arriving
And simply dread the morn, i’m leaving
But it is not au revoir, but a’ bientot
And i’ll be back again soon, don’t you know
To gaze at Paris’s marvels, watch la Seine flow
Paris, if you were a lady
I’d make love to you every day
J’ adore le catacombs and Pigalle too
Paris, i love every inch of you
Paris, your splendid side streets
And the boulevards that i greet….with a smile
Paris, i love your sense of granduer, your style
Paris, i’ve been in love with you for quite a while
And long may the love affair continue
Paris, i love every inch of you

Andalucia

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Freshly squeezed orange juice in a glass in Seville
And in my bed the sexy senorita lies, still
Selfish indulgence, i know
But inside i feel a warm glow
A stroll in the early mnorning sun, then a gallery
A train to a beach, in Andalucia you can be free
And it’s a fantastic sight you in your bikini
Selfish indulgence, i know
But inside i feel a warm glow
A well chosen restaurant in the evening
The guitar music gives the atmosphere new meaning
Next morning, back in Seville
My sexy senorita lies still
Selfish indulgence, i know
But inside, i feel a Warm glow
A stroll to a bookshop, then later more gastronomic delights
The day ended with a trip to SEville’s stadium, that night
To see Man.United win 2-1 in a friendly
At the final whistle Juanita threw her arms around me
Boy, i have it tough!
The victory alone was enough
Selfish indulgence, i know
But inside i feel a warm glow
Next day Juanita and i get a taxi and a plane
So we can return to London and get soaked in the rain!
But we’ll be thinking about Andalucia
And exploring more of it next year
Andalucia…..

The Land Of The Deaf

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“Land Of The Deaf” what a fantastic movie
And the deaf girlfriend of Raj in “Big Bang Theory”
A gold digging cow just after Raj’s money
The way they played it out really was funny
A deaf guy bought me a pint one time in a pub in Holborn
He could lip read.We had a fascinating conversation…
About the merits of boxing
And the joys of stock car racing
If i had a deaf girlfriend i’d show her a great time
And furthermore i’d feel compelled for sure, to learn how to sign
In the land of the deaf….

Stay

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“Please Stay!”
“Don’t go away”
“You’ve changed my life in the short time i’ve known you”
“But i guess you’ll go if you want to”
“Our world’s collided on a friday in June”
“You were so charming, i yearned to be playing your tune”
“I found you wandering a barren wasteland”
“You smiled with your eyes as i took your hand”
“Now you say
that you want to go away”
“Please change your mind
won’t you and stay”
(A good looking male alien from Alpha Centauri crashlands in America and falls for an 18 year old local girl who falls in love with him.But after 2 years of forming an Earth identity and living as a normal couple, he decides he has had enough of this hoistile world around him and opts to return to his world.She is heartbroken)