The Funeral OF Arthur Brown


The funeral of Arthur Brown
Outside a church in Swindon town
Started out a sombre affair
That changed when Arthur’s first wife was there
Arthur’s widow approached her and said
“It’s your fault that my Arthur’s dead!”
“I hate you, you stupid cow!”
“I’m gonna get even somehow”
The two women started to fight each other
It was all too much for Arthur’s mother
She fainted there and then
revived by her friend Ken
The two women were carried off screaming
And then the rain started pouring
And the vicar was heard to say
“I’ve had enough! Let’s call it a day”


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