Percy And His Pigeons

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Percy lived during a recession

His pigeons were a comfort when he was on the dole

His wife Mary used to nag him constantly

“You spend more time with those pigeons than you do with me!”

One night, Mary came out with a shotgun

And killed all the pigeons one by one

Percy crept up behind her

And with a spade hit her

Now  Percy is in prison for the rest of his life

But there’s pigeons in the prison yard and he’s free of his wife!

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