*A tongue-in-cheek look at racial stereotypes
You can sing “Bossa Nova” but you can’t bend it round a defensive wall
And I ask you, what use is a Brazilian who can’t play football?
What use is an Italian who can’t even cook pasta?
And what use is a Ph.D. to a “ganja” smoking “Rasta”?
What use is alcohol free lager to a flaming red haired Scotsman?
Or a course in diplomacy to a rude and nasty Welshman?
And what is the point off “Drive Carefully” road signs in France?
“Save The Whale” banners in Japan…Or a Cuban who can’t dance?
A “Cultural Attache” in Australia’s pretty pointless as well
Suntan lotion to an Eskimo…Or an Arab with a dead camel!
And an Englishman without an umbrella really is a curious fella
A Mexican without a gun is no good to anyone
A selection of “Michelin Star” restaurants in Moscow. Take your pick
But what use is it to a Russian…When all he wants is rat on a stick!
Yes, what use is a Brazilian who can’t play football?