The Man Who Missed The Boat



Great moments in history
to him, remain a mystery
In “66” when England won The World Cup…His TV was on the blink!
And he couldn’t watch it in the pub. Didn’t have the price of a drink
When man landed on the moon he was on the toilet
He missed every single bit
In too much of a hurry
to finish off that curry
In “89” when The Berlin Wall came down
He was stuck in a traffic jam on the wrong side of town
So when Sadam was overthrown
He made sure he was at home
And a TV in every room…But…
He hadn’t anticipated a power cut!

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