Hans Christian Andersen (updated)


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She was, for her looks, bullied at school something rotten
But this ugly duckling transformed into a beautiful swan
She won her first beauty pageant at the age of 21
at 13 she set about the job of fixing her face
Out with the glasses, in with the contacts and abandoned the brace
She blitzed her zits and dumped her old outfits…for they were a disgrace!
Soon all the fashion magazines featured her on the front cover
She left Tottenham, moved to Cannes and took a movie star as her lover…

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