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Joey

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Joey Barton is a gifted footballer
and cultured. He has read Nieszche
He defends gay and bi footballers too
and he used to have a column in “The Big Issue”
For what it’s worth, I think Joey is a pretty decent guy
‘Though I cursed him once…you may ask yourself why
I was watching The Manchester Derby from The Stretford End
You equalized for City, yes that day…you were not a friend
But Joey, I have forgiven you
For that goal you scored against Man. U
and I would shake your hand if I met you…

The Boy Roy

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Copyright to sabotagetimes.com

I like Roy Keane
Even though he’s mean
He’s tough in his skinhead haircut
The Fulham player would have scored…but
for a last ditch tackle by Roy Keane
I like Roy Keane
Even though he’s mean
He’s a great passer of a football
The “Midfield General” who has it all
Roy Keane, Roy Keane
Roy Keane, Roy Keane

Van The Man

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Photo from telegraph.co.uk

Van Nistelrooy, Van Nistelrooy
Many a defence he will destroy
He’s fast as lightning and as strong as an ox
He comes into his own inside the box
Lethal on the ground and extremely dominant in the air
Not since Cantona had the Man U fans witnessed such style and flair
Up front with Solskjaer, what a brilliant combination
1-0, 2-0, 3-0, at Old Trafford much celebration
On to a through ball from Ryan Giggs
The Arsenal goalie makes himself big
But Van The Man lobs him audaciously
Soon he’s beaten him again to make it 3
“Van Nistelrooy,Van Nistelrooy,” the crowd shout out his name
He finishes with a hat trick and takes the acclaim.

The Day We Were Gr-Eight (Sunday, 28th August 2011)

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Photo from WayneRooneyOnline.com

Man. U beat Arsenal 8-2
Van Persie missed a penalty too
Rooney scored a sensational hat trick
The 3rd a pen, the first 2 free kicks
Nani chipped their goalie
Ji-Sung Park added to the scorin’ spree
Howard Webb was the referee
Ashley Young scored 2 delightful goals
As a rampant Man. U exposed huge holes…in Arsenal’s defence
The significance of this result not lost on the watchin’ football world
As the ruthless Man. U put the Gunners to the sword
And Danny Welbeck started the rout with a header
To think, after 3-0 against Spurs, things got even better
Arsene Wenger’s private hell
The Gunners had a player sent off as well
How priviliged I am
to be a Man. U fan