80s Pop and Chocolate Bars

I’m crackin’ up
too much 80s pop
This is “Madness”
Or Kim Wilde’s sadness
A “Flock Of Seagulls” shit on me
Whereas “Tainted Love” was just shitty!
“Frankie Goes To Hollywood”
Wish they’d stay there for good
I warned you, if you’re naughty
I’d expose you to “UB40″
I’m afraid you’ll never take me “Dead Or Alive”
Like Alice Cooper, I’m sure to survive
I don’t mind “U2″ or “Ultravox”
But would rather have a dose of chicken pox
Than have to suffer “Dollar” or “Bobby Sox”
“Aha” “The Sun Always Shines On TV”
Though it’s pourin’ with rain in my back garden, see
“View To a Kill”, as Millwall take on West Ham
Not that I could give a damn
Cause I’ve had enough. I’m flyin’ away
With “99 Red Balloons” to the “Milky Way”…

The Bottom Dollar

I wonder, were Dollar
The worst band ever
Their cheesy pop songs
Their fame didn’t last long
The 80s was full of naff bands, like ‘Dexy’s Midnight Runners’
and ‘Spandau Ballet’, but what about the truly awful ‘Dollar’
Does anyone really care that David Van Day
and Tereza Bazaar hated each other anyway
Yes, this perfect luvvy duvvy duo were not what they seem
Apparently he ended up sellin’ ice cream…on the coast
I listened to their 80s hits with excrutiatin’ pain
Audio dentistry, I have to ask you again
were ‘Dollar’
The worst band ever
Or possibly ‘Bucks Fizz’?