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The Bottom Dollar

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I wonder, were Dollar
The worst band ever
Their cheesy pop songs
Their fame didn’t last long
The 80s was full of naff bands, like ‘Dexy’s Midnight Runners’
and ‘Spandau Ballet’, but what about the truly awful ‘Dollar’
Does anyone really care that David Van Day
and Tereza Bazaar hated each other anyway
Yes, this perfect luvvy duvvy duo were not what they seem
Apparently he ended up sellin’ ice cream…on the coast
I listened to their 80s hits with excrutiatin’ pain
Audio dentistry, I have to ask you again
were ‘Dollar’
The worst band ever
Or possibly ‘Bucks Fizz’?